He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
my shit smells like andre
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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