Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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