And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
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