winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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