I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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