All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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