He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
