I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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