scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
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