Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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