He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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