It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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