dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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