i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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