Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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