that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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