maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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