We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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