My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
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