I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize