White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
so let's talk penis.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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