I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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