He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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