I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Randomize