Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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