took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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