i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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