Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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