Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(719): View more from Colorado

Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.

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(206): View more from Washington

got weed?

(425): View more from Washington

I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.

(206): View more from Washington

sorry mom...

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(626): View more from California

Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with

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(925): View more from California

I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?

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(613): View more from Ontario

come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!

(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I left it in that guy's dorm room.

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(386): View more from Florida

idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented

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(646): View more from New York

We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.

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