i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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