my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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