Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I'm really busy with my period
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