You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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