that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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