But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Randomize
