I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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