about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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