you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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