I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
how drunk are you?
Several
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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