yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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