I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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