Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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