question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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