it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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