We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
third nipple confirmed
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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