She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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