Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
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