You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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