that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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