i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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