Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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