$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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