Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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