He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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